shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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