my vag is so smooth its legendary
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
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you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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