Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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