It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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