We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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