This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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