Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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