oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
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That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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