Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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