I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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