Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
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I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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