Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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