yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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