I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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