She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
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My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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