i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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