I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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