We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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