She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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