shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
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it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
sex in a hospital.. check
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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