Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
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today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
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We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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