Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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