She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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