i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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