I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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