He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
My vagina just clenched in fear
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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