And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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