Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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