Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Alive.
So much puke
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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