Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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