dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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