are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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