My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I need to calm my uterus...
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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