I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
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Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
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Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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