that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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