Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
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I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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