marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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