I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
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Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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