Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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