I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Blood and glitter go together right?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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