so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
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It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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