Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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