i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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