am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
