I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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