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I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
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She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
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Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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