She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
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her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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