Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
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Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
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I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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