well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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