A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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