I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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