David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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