He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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