im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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